Cool evening turned to a September night as an expectant hush descended over town. The lights were on in the Memorial Hall. Three candidates, a handful of officials and ooooh, there must have been almost two members of the public present, all to witness the arcane ritual of the opening of the ballot boxes and the tedium of the count.
The eagle eyed leader of Shropshire Council stalked the room as the tension became palpable. The figures counting at the table, and the others, trying to lean nonchalantly against the meagre fittings of the tea bar in the ante chamber, all flourescent lit and resembling characters in an Edward Hopper tableau, silently anticipating a defining moment in political history - the arrival of an elected representative to Oswestry Town Council who is a) under retirement age, or b) hasn’t served on it for several millennia previously.
Finally, after the chaos of piles of loose ballot papers became neatly paper clipped sheaves and were then counted and checked - the result! By a considerable margin, young whipper snapper Saffron Rainey stands as a beacon of local aspiration, straddling the century between the patrician but engaged Conservatism of the past, and what one can rather desperately hope, in the light of the current national administration, might be the enlightened and forward thinking Conservatism for the 21st century.
As the round of applause grew to a deafening crescendo, lights in the soon to be felled cherry trees in the Red Square suddenly beamed out, and street lights from Morda to Gledrid roundabout flashed on and off in time to the beat of “Things - can only get better………” by D-ream pulsing out through a massive sound system temporarily installed on the roof of the Memorial Hall.
Throughout town, bedroom windows were flung open and bleary eyed citizens shouted “What the @*$*???!!! If that’s Gibbos or the Ironworks again, I’m phoning the bloody Council in the morning and getting the bastards shut down……………”
Good luck Mr Rainey, may you blaze a trail for a new, younger generation of non partisan and contemporary thinking councillors that is so desperately required.